thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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I know what you did to that demon, Sam. If you think you have good intentions, think again.

Imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding, who exactly would you pick?